Wednesday, March 01, 2006

I hate to call this bad news but...

It looks like Willie Crawford is slowly recovering from this case of Weddingitus Expensivicus Stickerous Price Shockous

This morning when I went to check out his site...

HE HAD RAISED HIS PRICES!!!
http://www.thebizbank.com/Weddingitus-Expensivicus-Stickerous-Price-Shockous.php

I know I should be happy to hear my friend Willie is making a recovery, but that means your costs are going to go up every day you don't act.

http://www.thebizbank.com/Weddingitus-Expensivicus-Stickerous-Price-Shockous.php

Tuesday, February 28, 2006

This just in: Willie Crawford Status Update

Yesterday I posted the shocking news about my good friend Willie Crawford going insane and selling over $4800+ worth of software, ebooks and a whole lot of marketing related goodies for only $47.

Of course I was very concerned, and have been on the phone all of yesterday and through the night trying to get news on his condition. I just got some info, and unfortunately, there’s good news and bad news.

The bad news is that I just found out all this was caused by a condition called "Weddingitus Expensivicus Stickerous Price Shockous" You may not have heard of it, but just recently my older brother was responsible for my parents own case of this condition and I hear he also caught it as well.

The good news is that it's not fatal, we can now breath a sigh of relief. But it does make you do things you'd not normally do: Take a look at the link below for an example of what I mean:

http://www.thebizbank.com/Weddingitus-Expensivicus-Stickerous-Price-Shockous.php

Please note: I don't usually enjoy taking advantage of people suffering from "Weddingitus Expensivicus Stickerous Price Shockous" but here's one time where
I made an exception and cashed in on my luck. I think you should too :)

Go here now to take advantage of this rare opportunity:
http://www.thebizbank.com/Weddingitus-Expensivicus-Stickerous-Price-Shockous.php

PS: Please don’t tell Willie I’m advising you to take advantage of him and purchase at the low price of $47. I’m not sure if he’d ever forgive me.

Monday, February 27, 2006

A team of experts have been called in.

Here's the latest news from inside sources, a team of elite experts have been called in to find out what made Willie Crawford lose his mind. The word is that a diagnosis will be available within the next 24hrs. Please keep checking this blog for the latest news.

I hate to say this, but now is the time to take advantage of his current state. He's priced his fire sale package at an insane price of only $47, but it's actually worth $4588 or more. I'm pretty sure that once the experts get in, and start working with Willie, he'll come to his senses and start raising prices.

Order now at:
http://www.thebizbank.com/willie-crawford-is-insane.php

I just placed my order for Willie's Fire Sale Package






I couldn't resist, and had to place my order right away. Here a screenshot of my confirmation email. Even though I am an official JV launch partner for this Fire Sale, and could have had this package for free I decided to put my money were my mouth is and pay up. The two tools Willie insanely decided to include in this package are more than worth the $47 I just paid.

Stay tuned for a video preview of the tools as soon as I get them installed.

Order now to avoid disappointment.

http://www.thebizbank.com/willie-crawford-is-insane.php

I'll be tracking his status daily

After I heard the news, I setup this blog to track his status daily. Keep on checking back at this blog for the latest news on how Willie is doing

This is Urgent, Willie Crawford is...

totally insane, bonkers, and has completely lost his marbles!

Just look at this:

http://www.thebizbank.com/willie-crawford-is-insane.php

I'm looking into this matter, seriously.
Il' be emailing you back as soon as I find
out more about his condition and diagnosis.